What is white and black and red all over.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Albert <3 Hunter

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Please don't shoot me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...