- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's 2+2? Fish

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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