- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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