How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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how man

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Anti Joke

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