wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anyone can post anything.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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su algato es en fuego

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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