What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock Knock? Come in.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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