roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

asians have slitted eyes lol

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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