- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Nickelback

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Chris is hairy

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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