- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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