- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Happy Monday!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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