- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

i killed my family

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What is older than history?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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