- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

"Knock knock" Come in!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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