A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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