- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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