I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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wenis

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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