- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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