- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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