Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

sadf

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...