How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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