- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A car walks into a bar.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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