What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Manchester City

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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