Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Women's rights.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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cory

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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