Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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9/11

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12 in general

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Tony Romo

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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