- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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