what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

SHUT UP JP

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

kennah campion when she talks

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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