- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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