- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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