How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Burp

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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