- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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