Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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