A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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women rights

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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