What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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