- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Once, I went to Peru.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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