- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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