- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Who is it?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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