- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.