Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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