when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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