josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Balls

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What is the name of the car? What

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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