Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Boner

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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