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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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