Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Adam Chebali is awesome

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Anti Joke

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