- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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