- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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