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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

1+2 = 6

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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