- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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