- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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