- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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