What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A house comes around the corner.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

hey hey apple

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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