Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A woman walks into a bar.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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