- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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