A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Joke

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

whats 2+2? 4

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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