Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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