- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

knock knock who's there ?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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