why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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