ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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knock knock who's there ?

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

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