- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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