- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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