You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

my egg roll

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Face...the other white meat!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

V I T A M I N C !

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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