- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The Morman Religion.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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