- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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