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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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