Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Obama lin Baden.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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