- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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