- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Yellow People !!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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