- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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