- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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