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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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