Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

roses are red poo is poo

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

hi penis ham telephone

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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