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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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