- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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