- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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