What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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good looking women

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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