- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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