- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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