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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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