- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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