a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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