Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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