- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Gay rights.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I had friends on the Death Star.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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