- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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