Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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