Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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