If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A man died.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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