Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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