How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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