- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A guy walks into a bar

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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