Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Grace Ackerson

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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