Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Get on the boat.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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