- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I'm hungry.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

HEY!

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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