How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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