What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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