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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do I hate? people

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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