- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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