You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A miserable man committed suicide.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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