- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A man was shot. He died.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Knock knock" Come in!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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