- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Beka has AIDS

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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