Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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