There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Jimmy Saville

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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