- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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