- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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