- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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