- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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