- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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