- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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