whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Brain fart

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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