How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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