- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

black people

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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