There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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