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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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