- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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