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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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