I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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PENIS lol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Anti Joke

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