A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

thumb_up thumb_down +9

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops