- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Where's my baby??

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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