- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Eric is gay Ha

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Adam Chebali is awesome

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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