why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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