So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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read this sentence again.

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Happy Monday!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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