- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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