Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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