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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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