- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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