The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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