- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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