Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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