why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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