A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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fridge

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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