A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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