What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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