Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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bite me

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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