- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??