Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

He--Hey guys

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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