12/23/2012

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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