- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Bitch

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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