- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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