- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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