- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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