- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

One, two, three, four and five

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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