- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

knock knock who's there ?

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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