- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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