- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i dont fisish anythi

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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