- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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