What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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