What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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