- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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