- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Neither did she.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

SHUT UP JP

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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