- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Sarah Palin.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Take part of what?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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