Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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One, two, three, four and five

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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