- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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