Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Steve Jobs is alive.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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