A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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