- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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