Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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A hill billy went fishing

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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