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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

The diamond one below is hilarious.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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