Bob Saget that is all

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Roses are red Im adopted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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