Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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