- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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