- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A guy walks into a bar

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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