- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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