What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Anti Joke

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